Scene: we are at a Hawaiian cultural appropriation party (aka luau) and several women including mum are discussing what the Hawaiian word for woman is.
Friend1: I think it’s maweenie. (It’s actually mahine)
Friend2: I wonder what man is?
Mum: If woman is maweenie, man must be weenie!
Me: WHAT DID YOU SAY??
Everyone: roaring with laughter
Mum says the darndest things. 