Yesterday mum found a small bug on her and was worried it was a bed bug. So she decided to do a web search to find out. Here is what she entered into Google:
“What is the tiny bug the size of the hole on this Ipod?”
“Show me tiny camera size bugs at the top of this Ipod”
TINY CAMERA SIZE BUGS???
Scene: Mum is on the phone talking to someone about the latest health product. The person is trying to relay a website address to my mum.
Mum: Yes we have Google.
Mum: What is forward slash? *writes out forward slash because she doesnt know the symbol*
Me: Mum, Google isn’t something you ‘have’, its something you USE. The forward slash looks like this: /
Mum: What if its facing the other way?
Me: THEN ITS A BACK SLASH!
Dad: Did you know how people survived after the Japanese earthquake and tsunami?
Dad: They lived off Ramen noodles (I dont know if this is actually true-Lillibet)
Mum: Rum and noodles?
Dad: RAMEN NOODLES
Mum: They cooked them in RUM??
Dad: RAM-EN NOO-DLES
Me: Dying with laughter