Hilarious web searches

Yesterday mum found a small bug on her and was worried it was a bed bug. So she decided to do a web search to find out. Here is what she entered into Google:

 

“What is the tiny bug the size of the hole on this Ipod?”

“Show me tiny camera size bugs at the top of this Ipod”

 

TINY CAMERA SIZE BUGS???

 

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Computer illiteracy

Scene: Mum is on the phone talking to someone about the latest health product. The person is trying to relay a website address to my mum.

Mum: Yes we have Google. 

Mum: What is forward slash? *writes out forward slash because she doesnt know the symbol*

Me: Mum, Google isn’t something you ‘have’, its something you USE. The forward slash looks like this: / 

Mum: What if its facing the other way?

Me: THEN ITS A BACK SLASH!