I dont want to be 15!

Scenario: Watching the news fluff article on how “Leap babies” born on February 29 only celebrate their birthday once every four years and therefor only age up every 4 years. So if you are 20 you’re only…5. Yeah, right.

Mum: Boy am I ever glad I missed February 29 by x amount of days!

Dad: You weren’t born on a Leap Year.

Mum: I wasn’t? Oh!

Dad: It has to be a year divisible by four!


Life and limb?

Mum: If I ever collapse, I want you to take off my jewelry immediately! I will not be happy if I wake up in hospital and my jewelry is missing!

Me: Never mind calling 9-1-1 first.

Mum: Thats right! (In other words, DONT!)