To-may-to, To-mah-to

Our friend recently started making her own home made cat food and gave us a small sample to try.

Mum: She said that its not complete though, its missing an ingredient, tangerine.

Me: I think you mean taurine.


The Aristocats

My mum recently met a friend of mine and the topic fell on cats. My friends cat is a Abyssinian cat named Charlie. We have a tuxedo cat named Charlie.

Mum: What kind of cat is an Abyssinian cat?
Me: Its an Abyssinian.
Mum: Well I know THAT. I mean what kind is it?
Me: Its a pure bred…
Mum: Our Charlie is a pure bred!
Me: NO mom, he’s not. He’s-
Mum: He is too! Hes a pure bred tuxedo cat!
Me: No mom…a pure bred is like a Persian or-
Mum: Those are bred by man! Charlie is too pure bred!
Me: *facepalm*