Pass the brain bleach mum

Mum: You know what x said to me? They had been in the Dominican Republic recently.  They were on the beach. You know those bathing suits men wear, speedos?

Me: Oh yuck. Yeah, what about it.

Mum: Well x said that apparently there was a man who was too poor to afford one so he just used a sock to cover it!

Me: OH YUCK! MUM WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT!!!!

Greetings and salutations, friends

Welcome to my humble little blog.

This blog has been created for the sole purpose of sharing outrageous, hilarious things my mum says.

I’m going to attempt to do so without embarrassing or disrespecting my dear mum. I just have to share some of the crazy things she says.

I will attempt to update it daily, but no promises.

-L