Pass the brain bleach mum

Mum: You know what x said to me? They had been in the Dominican Republic recently.  They were on the beach. You know those bathing suits men wear, speedos?

Me: Oh yuck. Yeah, what about it.

Mum: Well x said that apparently there was a man who was too poor to afford one so he just used a sock to cover it!

Me: OH YUCK! MUM WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT!!!!